Bryan Hammer

The current musings of a product designer in upstate NY.
We have a new mandate to buy things green…what buzzwords can you tell me to make this purchase possible?

~ potential government customer asking about one of our products.

Really? You want to know what made up bullshit one liners I can send your way to make you feel good about making this purchase? How about just buy things that you LOVE and that are made really really well and will last so you DON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT EVERY 6 MONTHS! If it was recycled out of a toothbrush but broke after you used it twice, would that make it green? 

This shit is out of control.